Weird Dream

In addition to telling you about my weird dreams, I’ll put the reasons I found it weird.

I was working at MetroPCS and was responsible for showing a former high school classmate the programs we use. (Weird = I rarely associated with this classmate, so why did they showed up in a dream?)

As we were going over the software, the person who had the desk right next to mine leaned over to show a feature and proceeded to drool over my hand. (Weird = every job, I worked in a cubicle, so why was my desk next to this guy’s?)

He then opened a big box of powdered donuts and got half of the sugar from the box all over my desk. As I began yelling at him for being disgusting and a slob, I woke up (Weird = I’m rarely confrontational in real life)

Stay Weird

I was a weird kid, I knew this as early as kindergarten. I remember we would draw pictures to take home. When my Mom would ask ‘What is it?’ I’d tell her ‘It’s a vacuum cleaner.’

I drew a few vacuum cleaner pictures before I got into cars and LEGO. I would build one out of red slope pieces, which might have been influenced by race cars and the Munster Mobile.

Sadly my kindergarten classmates were already into cliques and even then I wasn't cool enough for them. Wish I could go back and tell my younger self to stay weird and not concern myself with the popular kids.