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Zombie Nightmare

I do enjoy when I dream about zombies, to the point where I should practice lucid dreaming so I can actively participate when I have them. Though in last night's case to avoid waking up being frightened by them.

I don't remember a lot about the dream because it was difficult to see it when it was happening. There were 3 moments that stood out;

First, it was several weeks after the initial outbreak and the zombies outnumbered the humans. We were abandoning major cities, which caused chaos.

At one point, a large group of humans (myself included) were running down a hill to get on boats. Zombies were in between us, getting a running buffet. I managed to get on a cabin cruiser but just as I was going, a zombie jumped into the boat. As we fought, the boat shrank to the point where my feet were keeping it from shrinking further and this allowed me to throw the zombie overboard where I used the propeller to kill it.

The dream jumped and I was in an office/warehouse when a group of zombies came towards me. I managed to climb onto a desk and into the space between the office's ceiling and the building's roof, but the zombies followed.

This is when I woke up and realizing it was a nightmare.

Weird Dream # 637

I was working at MetroPCS, which was in the process of shutting down. There was more people than equipment and furniture which made the office into a first come, first served atmosphere. I had a desk and went to get a drink of water, when I came back someone else was sitting there saying since I didn't sign into the computer it was up for grabs. Finding a new desk, I began working on a spreadsheet.

Fast forward to lunch and I walked out of the office into a mall... which didn't phase my dream self. As I was walking back to the office, I noticed a band playing off to the side of the walkway. It was Stone Temple Pilots, back together!

Each of them didn't look to be happy playing, but they put on a hell of a show. At the end of their show, I was able to shake Scott Weiland's hand.

Then I woke up...

The Weird, The Good, And The Bad

Vivid dreams are becoming a rarity for me, so when I can remember one I like to share it. The latest started with me working in a small office with the cast of Workaholics and it was my first day on the job. As the trio gave me the tour they were playing pranks on my new coworkers, and harassing the female employees. There weren't any cubicles, but several conference tables for two people to sit at.

As they were showing me my "desk" this loud guy came into the office. He was threatening people, and no one was doing anything about it. I was going to say something, yet I warned not to because this guy was crazy. He walked over to me and asked me a question in snide way, so I replied in the same manner which he didn't like. He threw a punch at me and I avoided it, then punched him back in the face. Right away it turned red, and swelled up. This didn't slow him down and he kept coming at me. That's when I noticed his smart phone in his right hand recording our fight. I struck at him with a flurry of blows which caused him to start crying and run away.

Cut to...

Emma Stone sitting outside, her blonde hair catching my attention. I don't remember much from this part, but I think she paid me twenty dollars for a kiss. It was good till her teeth kept banging into mine.

Fade to...

I'm lying in bed on my stomach, checking my iPod Touch, when I hear someone sneak into my apartment. I slide my hand holding my iPod under my pillow right before this person comes into my bedroom. They start frisking me (checking for valuables?) and I feel them reach under my pillow and take my iPod.

Then I woke up...

In the same exact position I was in my dream! This freaked me out for several seconds until I saw my Apple product on the table next to my bed. Then I remembered the part about Emma and was bummed that it wasn't a great kiss.