Wednesday, August 1, 2018

It's Not The Years, It's The Mileage

As I approach my birthday I feel my age... physically. While I can't do all the things I did in my youth, I don't like certain things that make me feel old.

I go to bed at 9:30 PM on a Friday night instead of going out with friends. I wake up at 4:30 AM instead of coming home.

I could go to the diner at 1 AM, get a cheeseburger and fries and go to bed. Now french fries at dinner can keep me up till 1 AM because they upset my stomach.

I remember falling asleep at a concert sitting on a speaker, now I'm woken up at 2 AM by a car stereo's bass 2 houses over.

When buying sneakers as a kid it was did they look cool. As an adult do they offer arch support?